My first baseball game of the season was Friday, March 28. The actual season hasn't started yet, but the San Diego Padres played the L.A. Angels in an exhibition spring training game at PetCo Park. The ticket package I purchased included a ticket to this game too.
My seat was in the lower left field section and as I arrived Greg Maddux was warming up very near the stands in the outfield. There were many people with cameras down in the first rows trying to snap pictures of the future Hall of Famer. A little later they posted a stat on the big screen, Greg Maddux is "ranked 9th all-time with 347 career wins". Now I know, if you are not a baseball fan this is all blah, blah, blah, so my point is that I'm having a really great time at this point in the story.
At the beginning of the 3rd inning the Padres took the field, warming up by tossing a ball with teammates. A man dressed in retro Padres gear is pleading with the center fielder, Scott Hairston, to throw the warm up ball to him in the stands when they are done. Sure enough, Hairston launches the ball in his general direction in a long lazy arch. I'm six rows behind the guy pleading for the ball and I'm certain that this ball will drop somewhere in front of me. But as I watch, the ball does seem to be coming closer to me than the retro Padre fan. I at least get my hands out of my pockets but I'm still rather confident the ball will land two rows in front of me or at least hit the hands of the people sitting in front of me. Then miraculously the ball seems to speed up from it's lazy arch, zoom over the heads of the people in front of me, never touch my hands and HIT ME IN THE RIGHT LEG! The ball skitters across the aisle to a guy two rows down. Over the next few seconds I begin to realize what just happened. I just let the easiest opportunity to get a ball at a Major League game hit me in the lap without even getting a hand on it. Unbelievable!
Later in the game a guy across the aisle asked if my leg was fine. I'm thinking that it's nowhere near as bruised as my ego. Instead I say, "Hey, it's spring training for me too."
Despite my bruised ego I still had a good time and I'm looking forward to the next 20 games.